17 Unpopular Opinions

1. Beyonce is overrated.
2. Plain bread and butter is seriously underrated.
3. Cinnamon rolls aren’t that good.
4. Orange is a great color.
5. Memes aren’t everything.
6. Using texting language in real life is weird.
7. Most YA novels today are trash.
8. The Fault In Our Stars is kinda trash (sorry John Green).
9. SpongeBob SquarePants is definitely trash.
10. People should stop complaining about their names being spelled/pronounced wrong because others cannot help if they simply do not know.
11. Country music isn’t half bad.
12. Pizza would be better with less/no tomato sauce.
13. On that note, the ratio of spaghetti to tomato sauce should be about 26:1.
14. Licorice (black and red) is gross.
15. Chai-anything will taste mediocre.
16. Violas are cooler than violins. Just better in general, too.
17. When a dog is spotted in the vicinity, squeals, heartfelt gasps, and exclamations of “awww” are not necessary. Neither are the words, “Ohmygosh it’s a dog!!!” Yes. That indeed, my friend, is a dog. If a dog happens to pass by you, it is not necessary either to give the dog hugs, ruffles of its fur, pats on the head, praise in baby-voices, or to start a half-hour-long conversation with the owner, proceeding to learn everything about the dog’s name, age, medical issues, personality, etc., and then swap stories about all the dogs either of you have encountered in your lifetime, finally proceeding to tearfully depart without ever knowing the owner’s name. Again—it is not necessary, but I suppose if you must, you must. I suppose. If a dog happens to pass by you, all that is needed is a solemn tip of the head to acknowledge the creature, a slight raise of the eyebrows and a half-smile to acknowledge the human being holding the leash, and then you are welcome to carry on your merry way.